Seven Steps

Alert the world! I'm finally tanned! Well, not as pasty white as I have been for the entire winter.  Still, it counts!  Here's my seven-step guide to getting tanned!

1.  Go for a short walk.

2.  Get lost in the city during the hottest hours of the day.

3.  Revise your short walk into a very long one.

4.  Find a pool.

5.  Fall asleep beside the pool.

6.  Realize you've wasted all your time and you have no time to swim after all.

7.  Forget to wear sunscreen for the entire day.

There you have it.  My seven step guide!  

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

                                                                 -Steve Martin